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Loki: Please don’t. I still need that.
Nick Fury: This doesn’t have to get any messier.
Loki: Of course it does. I’ve come too far for anything else. I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
Selvig: Loki? Brother of Thor?
Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
Nick Fury: You planning to step on us?
Loki: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
Nick Fury: Free from what?
Loki: Freedom. Freedom is life’s great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart…
You will know peace.
Nick Fury: Yeah, you say peace, I kind of think you mean the other piece.
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Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston for “Avengers: Superstars to Superheroes”
(Source: curiiouser, via sdkay)
Marry: Hawkeye
Live: Mansion
Kids: 42
Cars: The Bifrost
Kink: Scientists
Job: Godo
Wondering why I’m doing this, but okay…
Marry: Banner
Live in: Asgard
Kids: None
Cars: Vintage motorbike
Kink: Tight clothing
Job: Secret agent
…that’s actually okay with me.
Marry: Loki
Live: in Asgard
No kids
Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D aircraft carrier
Kink: Bestiality (OH HELL TO THE NO)
Job: Scientist
Marry: Bruce Banner
Live: in Asgard
kids: Smartass Robots
Cars: company car
Kink: scientists
Job: entomologist
well, I really cant complain
(Source: tmacphisto)
#11,500 notes #for a GIF #of Hiddles #doing literally nothing #but STARING INTO YOUR VERY SOUL.
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I do, but he looks so mild-mannered and pleasant in this gif that the usual type of caption doesn’t work.
absolute PERFECTION
(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny, via aaamaaa)
7ns:
Braid: like mario except time hates you and you never save the princess
Silent Hill 2 - you get letters from your dead wife and you go to some dumb ass resort town where you meet some abused girl, a little girl who is a piece of shit, a fat guy and some ho that looks like your wife. There is some weirdo with a triangle on his head that keeps showing up and also you killed your wife. good job.
YES
You’re this asocial photographer, who spies on his female neighbor like a sexual predator. And you’re stuck in your apartment ‘cause some gay-ass serial killer wants his mother back, and he’s really stupid and thinks the apartment is his mother.
and then
you get out of your apartment
only to return to it
gaaaaaay.
Lawyers.
They just rip off a bunch of old robots from Japanimation shows and there’s maybe like two original characters in the whole thing, and almost all of the levels are just ripped off the same shows as the robots.
And it’s turn-based fighting on a big grid, it’s not even like real-time fighting, and even in like 2012 they’re doing this and when they DO animate the robots they make them look all tiny and cute and chubby.
It’s a boy with a giant key with dolan and gooby.
okay so get this, youre some emo kid who doesnt talk and have you to go through an entire school year of helping highschoolers with their shitty life problems, you even have to study and do tests and fucking homework
and then when you fix everything, you fucking die
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
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